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THE ENGAGEMENT GUIDE
"Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it" Maurice Chavalier Everyone from William Shakespeare to Mickey and Sylvia has said that love is blind. Love does not see with the eye, they say, but with the heart, and if you've ever tried to make it through the stock quotations with your heart, you can begin to see the problem facing so many grooms today. These men, who suddenly find themselves writing poems and attaching them to a single yellow rose, worrying about what they look like naked and shaking baby powder into their underpants are in no condition to objectively assess the pros and cons of the little gal who's got them in such a dither. Many a man wigged out on male hormones has stumbled up the aisle of love bellowing "I, do!" only to wake up six months later with a sebaceous harlot where once ther had been a fairy princess. It is a sad story, but for 90 percent of us, it is the story of your lives
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